Regarding Ava - Things We Thought We'd Never Say

Since having Ava over the last 10+ months, we've heard ourselves saying some things we thought we would never say. You know, things that come out of our mouth when we're telling her not to do something. Then when you hear it, you're like "I can't believe I would ever have to say that."

Here's a few:

Don't put cheese on the dishwasher.

Don't put nails on the door step.

Don't eat the dog's treat.

Stop trying to put ice in my computer.

Don't eat ice off the floor with your mouth.

Don't step on the doggy's head.

Don't push the shopping cart down the stairs.

Don't slurp snot out of your nose - that's gross.

Don't stick that toy in the electric socket.

Stop unbuckling your car seat while we're driving down the road.

Don't let the dog drink out of your juice cup.

Don't put the cookie in the DVD player.

Stop eating candy with wrappers still on them.

These are as of July 21, 2011, she's 2 yrs & 1 month. I'm sure we will be adding to this list.